Ego (But Not At All What You Think)

"It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up."

Well, good.
Dammit I'm glad.
Cause I'm the type of chick that he's never seen,
Never had.

I'm glad his ego's fat
Cause I damn sho' won't feed it.
I don't know what he's bringin'
But I damn sho' don't need it.

Got no real need to "Turn My Swag On"
I tapped in years ago
And never left that shit alone.

Don't give a damn
An about "Ice Cream Paint Job" on a 'Lac.
The fact that I'm educated
Stops all that in its tracks.

Won't "Stanky Leg"
Cause that don't apply to me.
And "Boyfriend Number 2"
Ain't what I need you to be.

Won't say "Put A Ring On It"
And I won't give you my time
When it's fuckin' "Every Girl" that's
Always on your mind.

Don't do lame shit like
"Kiss Me Through The Phone".
Leave too many messages and
I'll leave yo' ass alone.

Oh no. Hell no you aren't
"The Best I Ever Had".
I didn't get attached
And for that, I'm kinda glad.

Walk up to me suggesting
We have "Birthday Sex".
I will chew yo' ass out
And then move on to the next.

Messin' with me is a good
Way to get "Wasted"
You'll miss your dignity so much
You can just taste it.

I give new meaning to a "5 Star Chick"
I smile when you get mad
And walk off callin' me a bitch.

Drop a stupid line and be quick to meet yo' doom
Pack that shit and kepp it movin'.
"Becky"'s in the next room.

Keep "Swag Surfin'"
Cause homeboy, you lost your touch.
Tell yo' coach he's fired
Cause yo' game is all washed up.

Think before you rhyme
Cause this time, you dead wrong
Don't try to step to me with
Another stupid song.

Too harsh?
Too mean?
Too rough?
Too tough?
Too much
To cope with?
Well, I talk shit cause I can back it up.

TK

******WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY PROVES THAT A DIVA IS NOT A FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER************