Ya' Know It's Funny.......

.....how when you start to take some of the biggest steps in your life, the people you always thought would be behind you are the ones with their feet planted firmly in a place just close enough to throw shade on you.

.....how the people who JUST became attached (sometimes literally) yesterday after years of loneliness hit you with the "That's why you're single" dissertations.

.....how the guys who always say they want a "classy girl" break their necks to sneak a peak at the carbon copy sluts.

.....how girls have such a long list of requirements for their men but such a short one for themselves. I mean, why does he have to be smart, caring and make at least $100k when you get to be selfish, bitchy and wait for him to pay your way?

.....how we bleed ourselves to love those who don't deserve it but ignore those who do.

.....how people who have the ugliest feet are the first to wear sandals.

.....how some people never have time or money for things until it's something THEY wanna do.

.....how Rihanna was on a jet ski with Chris Brown after "the incident" but became an ice queen with Diane Sawyer.

.....how some of the same people who love Nicki Minaj hated Lil' Kim. Same shit, different day.

.....how the people who tell you to let your guard down are the same people who hurt you.

.....how many BFF's you get when you're achieving greatness and people need/want something.

.....how so many bandwagon basketball fans didn't know who Nate Robinson was until the 2010 playoffs.

.....how some of the most beautiful people in the world have no idea that they're beautiful at all.

.....how Conrad Murray still walks the streets after killing music (R.I.P. MJ).

.....that they sterilize needles for lethal injections.

.....that a man wearing skinny jeans can be called a man at all.

.....that after "Party Like A Rockstar" was made, a lot of Black people suddenly realized AC\DC was right- "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution".

.....how Larry King is like 400 and is still alive.

.....that some people only associate Bob Marley with marijuana and never listen to his music. Oh, but they have the posters so that makes them "in the know". Fuckin' losers.

.....how Bob Segar can rock so hard and nobody notices.

.....how the Janis Joplin film was never a reality in the US.

.....that some people don't dig P!nk. Really? The chick is bad.

.....how Hip-Hop gets confused with his bastard brother Rap.

.....that Pharell was what it took to make skateboarding hot.

.....that the Tea Party still exists.

.....that Souljaboy looks like Flavor Flav's bastard son.

.....that I am a pitbull owner and lover and even I forgive Michael Vick.

.....how we are born with more bones than we die with.

.....how Christians are supposed to love and accept everyone but they talk about other religions like they are fads or science experiments.

.....that George W. Bush singlehandedly ruined our country and it's not him we are at war with.

.....that people invest in things they don't fully understand.

.....that I had so many "friends" in college but now I have no one.

.....how even though there is so much of my life my dad won't get to see, before he left this earth, I feel like he understood me and the things that are to occur in my life and has better prepared me for them. (R.I.P. Pops)

.....how a man with none of my blood in his veins could love and cherish me like his own daughter (Thank you, Lord).

.....how people don't believe in platonic friendship anymore.

.....that people look at me strangely for being friends with my exes.

......that light skin, thin and long hair equal pretty to most men.

......that the ex who wasn't worth a damn when you were together is trying to claim superstar/baller status now. (Boy, stop!)

.....how just because you have a few standards, you're labeled "too picky".

..... that after her stripper antics, parents still allow their kids to listen to Miley Cyrus but Chris Brown is banned in their house.

.....how Miley Cyrus is even considered a real musician.

.....that Janet Jackson is still so GORGEOUS after all she has been through. (Eat your heart out, girls under 40).

.....how having money makes women think he's sexy.

......how EVERYBODY is suddenly a recording artist. There should be more emphasis on "artist", I think.

......that some people love gay people as long as they aren't related to them.

......that there is even a question of whether or not gay people should be allowed to get married.

......how some people are so easily influenced and worship the people around them like they are God. Maybe if you would, as my frat brother says, take back your sack and have your own mind, people wouldn't despise you so much and you would find yourself a whole lot faster. Say what you want about me. I know ME.

......how some people give up the hallways of high school but keep the mentality.

......that someone sent me a text saying "You use to much bad language in your blog and that's why I won't read it. I'm sorry." That's cool. I respect your opinion but I don't need your apology. This blog is for people who can respect my feelings and the fact that I don't censor myself. If that's not you, I am glad you didn't subscribe.

......that somewhere there is a "Things You're Supposed To Care About To Be Socially Accepted" list and that people actually abide by it.

......that people accept things in relationships just because it's what they're used to.

.....how you're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.....and it really is.

JUSTICE

(Stay tuned for Part 2)