Mere Observation

You can always tell when you're in the presence of stupid teenagers. How? All the boys' jeans are as tight as their girlfriends (and they have the nerve to try and sag them), no fingernails match, there is an abundance of neon screenprinted tees that say things they really and truly can't explain, "What's your Facebook" is a screamed aloud and you hear ten foul words per sentence and the rest makes no sense at all. #BlessTheirHearts